If You Hadn't, But You Did

歌詞

There he goes as usual, my man Breaking my foolish heart I really don?t know what to do about him I?ve told myself I?ve got to do without him There he goes as usual, my man Tearing my heart apart He?s made my life a mess I?ve got to do this I guess Goodbye Joe, from here I kiss you Goodbye Joe, I hope I don?t miss you If you had been on the square And had treated me fair And we?d not had a tiff If you had not said I should go and jump right off The nearest cliff If you had stayed off the make And you never had taken To coming home stiff If I had not smelled perfume With a nasty unfamiliar whiff I'm gonna miss you, baby Things could've been teriff Ah, what?s the diff? If you had not had the cheek To stay out for a week Saying, "Back in a jiff" If you were not such a two-timing guy If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn't If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn't But you have And you were And you went And you did And so goodbye If I had not seen you Take Geraldine on the lake In your flat-bottomed skiff If you were not out with Sue With your arms around her bare midriff If I had not seen you pen sexy letters To Gwen in your own hieroglyph If you had not left me home When had two seats for South Pacif I'm gonna miss you, baby You were too darn prolif Ah, what?s the diff? If you were not such a hound Who when game was around Always picked up the sniff If you were not such a two-timing guy If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn?t If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn?t But you were And you have And you went And you did And so, goodbye If when I asked where you?d been You had not cliffed my chin With a beautiful biff Hey, if I had not always found purple Lipstick on your handkerchief If you had not told me lies And then looked in my eyes With a smile beautif If when I caught you with Kate You had not said,?It?s of no signif? I'm gonna miss you, baby And I could get specif Ah, what?s the diff? If the best years of my life Weren?t spent as your wife With no marriage certif If you were not such a two-timing guy If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn't If you weren't If you hadn?t If you didn?t But you had And then we coulda And you didn't Though you shoulda If you didn't If you weren't If you hadn't If you didn't But you were And you have And you went And you did And so goodbye See ya later, Joe