On the 12th day of Christmas, My mother said to me: 12 bums a-begging, 11 St. John's warning, 10 fingers banging, 9 Gordon Lightfoots, 8 boobs a-milking, 7 farts a-sniffing, 6 geezers praying, 5 golden showers, 4 falling turds 3 Dog Stevens, 2 turtlenecks And a muskrat in a peach tree.