The Royal Doulton Music Hall

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"Now, where would we all like to go on this fine, fine day?" "The Royal Doulton Music Hall, please." "Where?" "What's that?" "We're on the brink of an adventure, children, don't spoil it with too many questions." In the nursery, you were never by yourself There was quite another world upon your shelf "Hold on!" Where each day crowds make their way Upon the sun's descent To a mythical, mystical, never-quite-logistical tent Yes, in this dearly dynamical simply ceramical Royal Doulton bowl There's a cuddly and curious Furry and furious animal watering hole Where the monkeys and humming birds Know the tunes and the words Every beast large and small Loves the very top drawer-able Always encore-able Royal Doulton Music Hall "Ooh, that one tickled my tail. Nearly there, Mary Poppins!" Yes in this marvelous, mystical Rather sophistical Royal Doulton bowl There's a lot of birds queuing up A lot of hams chewing up scenery they swallow whole There are lots of cats tuning strings Nightingales in the wings Waiting for their big drum roll At the simply sensational Standing ovation-al Royal Doulton Music Hall "Here we are!" "But, where's the music hall?" "Oh, yes, that. Silly me." "Step right up, Step right up "Wow!" "Goodness!" "How on earth did she do that?" "One thing you should know about Mary Poppins… she never explains anything. Come on." "Hurry, hurry! Get tickets while you can for the one-night only… one and only… Mary Poppins! What an honor it is to have you join us this evening." "Thank you." "And who is this I see? Why, it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks!" "You know us?" "Of course. Everyone knows the Banks children." "Hurry along, now. Get yourselves some peanuts and candy floss and go right on in." "May we, Mary Poppins?" "-Yes." "Just keep away from the edge of the bowl." At the highly-acclaimable Nearly untamable Lavishly praisable, always roof-raise-able Royal Doulton Music Hall!