It’s not what Heaven is It’s what it could be With new management in charge Like you, and you, and me Once we get up there and snag that angelic throne Our unholy trinity could make their realm our own We’ll pack up all their piety and redecorate Bet our tower would look powerful with pearlier gates Once we get up there, up to the promised land A hundred billion souls await our every command We’rе the biggest fish in Hell, how about wе upgrade the bowl? It’s time for growth, let’s rule ’em both, take total control Think of all your dreams that could come true Even the wet ones? Yeah, those too! Imagine what it could enable for my label Yes! A heavenly host that bows to none but us I can have hot new angel sluts! Tear off their wings and make ’em dresses And what’s best is That dumb princess showed us the way To make those haloed cabronas pay And once we’re gods, I can’t wait to say To everyone who doubted me Your doubting days are done You’ll be cornered, trapped, and tortured Then I’ll end you, just for fun Once we get up there, the shining kingdom of God No more petty squabbles with the dead as we stroll the golden promenade What’s an overlord to a deity? They ain’t got a prayer It’ll be so nice in Paradise With a splash of vice, they’ll pay the price We’ll rule the sky from up on high Once I (and I, and I) get up there They’re fucked!
