Oh, you been diggin' my potatoes, crampin' on my farm Oh, you been diggin' my potatoes, crampin' on my farm Well, I have a special plan, restin' on my mind Well, my farm's all green, 'tatoes painted red I didn't find a crew top, caught the fool in my bed You know, he diggin' my potatoes, crampin' on my farm Well, I have a special plan, restin' on my mind Well, I went down town this mornin', left my gate unlatched When I came back home, that fool in my 'tatoe patch You know, he diggin' my potatoes, crampin' on my farm Well, I have a special plan, restin' on my mind Oh, I tipped up to my window, I wished I had a gun My farm wrapped around the fool, you know, he was goin' south You know, he diggin' my potatoes, crampin' on my farm Well, I have a special plan, restin' on my mind Well, you know she powdered her face and water waved her hair Know she caught a taxi, goin' crosstown somewhere You know, she diggin' my potatoes, crampin' on my farm Well, I have a special plan, restin' on my mind Restin' on my mind Restin' on my mind Restin' on my mind Restin' on my mind