Needless to say...the party broke up. Jason came in from Peoria Wearing silk sunglasses His girlfriend, Gloria, wore metal shoes That emitted poison gases from the heels One drink of that stuff and -Zam!- The walls became floors Became ceilings became doors The singer just kept singing "Feelings" That's right when I snapped Needless to say, th-the party broke up Tha-That flashing tie was a riot! And what was that other remark that you made? Oh yes, you're unemployed! Me too. I know what you mean Someone began to discuss paranoia When lightning destroyed half the room With one blast The last of us killed off the wine And went home Needless to say, the party broke up