There's a boy I'm crazy about And I know he's wild about me At the love stuff he's not a wild sheik man 'Cause I'm the roarin' lion, he's the poor weak lamb Has he squeezed me? No Has he pleased me? No? Has he told me tales of France? Has he ever kissed me unawares And whispered, "Honey, take a chance!"? Well, he hadn't up till yesterday But I guess he will tonight I've been on the wrong track long enough I'm gonna start and do things right And when I get my arms around him And I hug with all my might And if he's never called for his mother Then I guess he will tonight And he hadn't up till yesterday But I guess he will tonight I'm gonna show him, in the parlour Why a girl turns out the light I won't waste time on talking I'll start right in on sight And if he's never forgotten his Bible Huh! you can bet he will tonight Now I'm determined to make him give in I'm just crazy to have him begin He's not a sheik now, but when I get through Ronald Coleman will never do the things he'll do Shall I make him? Yes Shall I take him? Yes Shall I burn him up with bliss? But up to now, I must confess He's never even tried a kiss Well, he hadn't up till yesterday But I guess he will tonight That son of a gun's gonna start right in Getting next to things alright Say, for his love I'm so hungry That his cheeks I'll start to bite And if he's never had his moments, ho-ho Well I guess he will tonight1 And he hadn't up till yesterday But I guess he will right soon He may be the slowest man under the sun But wait till I get him under the moon He's gotta love his big fat momma He'll get no chance to fight And my name isn't Sophie Tucker If that guy don't fall tonight