Living underground like I don't know what to fear Barely survived my 27th year I was alone in the city I was alone So let me tell you 'bout this girl I know (She's so blonde!) Her hands are shaking in her bag (She's so blonde!) Her eyes the storm of of all the things at school (She's so blonde!) Until Calvin gets her restrained Living with the rats, I couldn't seem to move Not even sure now just what I was trying to prove I was alone in the city I was alone So let me tell you 'bout this boy I know (He's so blonde!) He's got a real junkie tattoo (He's so blonde!) He's gonna act like he's a feminist (He's so blonde!) But leave it up to you to prove Shame, yeah yeah (Shame, yeah Shame So let me tell you about this girl I know (She's so blonde!) She'll introduce you to the band (She's so blonde!) You want to love her hate her you don't know (She's so blonde!) But I think she's all we're gonna get So let me tell you about this boy I know (He's soooo blonde!) He's bleached from here to hell and back (He's so blonde!) You wanna go over after the show (He's so blonde!) You know he's never coming back (So blonde!)