The Christmas Queen

歌詞

I′m the Christmas Queen, Of the Christmas Show, Lovely, graceful, and classy. When the curtain's drawn, I′m a gorgeous swan, Wonderful, pretty, and sassy. She moves like a dream, Except for her feet, Every third line, She might drop a beat. Her dress is a vision in white, If only it wasn't so tight. Watch it! I'm the Christmas Queen, Of the Christmas show, Lovely, graceful, and classy. When the curtain′s drawn, I′m a gorgeous swan, With a slim, yet fit sweet chassy. Of course not! What's your problem? When she moves to the left, The stage starts to tilt, What? She may be off key, But she′s sturdily built. Her dancing is divine, Why, thank you. She's as light on her feet as a swine. A swine?! I have a mind to tell you, I′m the Christmas Queen Of the Christmas Show, We'll talk later. Lovely, graceful, and classy. When the curtain′s drawn, I'm a gorgeous swan, Too bad she's just so darn bossy! Ah, shut up. Oh! This is the part where I put on angel wings! She flies. I fly. She soars. I soar. Two inches from the floor. Excuse me? It takes a hundred men, Careful. To hoist her up again. What?! I have never been so insulted! Put me down! Oof! Oohh. Her act′s really great, Except when she′s on. The crowd always cheers, As soon as she's gone. Her choreography′s sweet, But of course. Sadly she's got two left feet. You′re gonna see my left hook in a second. I'm the Christmas Queen, Of the Christmas show, Lovely, graceful, and classy. When the curtain′s drawn, I'm a gorgeous swan, Wonderful... Witty... Outta my way! And bossy! That's it! You′re all fired! Each and every one of you! Hiyah! Hiyah! Hiyah!