T for Texas, T for Tennessee T for Texas, T for Tennessee And it's T for Thelma She made a wreck of me O-de-lay-ee-hoo O-de-lay-ee-hoo I don't miss you Thelma No I don't miss you at all I don't miss you Thelma I don't miss you at all 'Cause I got more women Than a passenger train can haul O-de-lay-ee-hoo O-de-lay-ee-hoo She's long, she's tall She's six feet from the ground Long and tall Six feet from the ground She's tailor made She ain't no hand-me-down O-de-lay-ee-a-lay-ee-o-ly-ee Oh, make that rooster Crow at the brake of day Hey, make that rooster Crow at the brake of day To let the little dog know That the big dog's on his way O-de-lay-ee-hoo O-de-lay-ee-hoo I'm gonna buy me a shotgun Just as long as I'm tall Buy me a shotgun Long as I'm tall I'm gonna shoot old Thelma Just to see her jump and fall O-de-lay-ee-hoo O-de-lay-ee-hoo