The Darktown Poker Club

歌詞

Bill Jackson was a poor old dub, Who joined the Darktown Poker Club But cursed the day he told them he would join. His money used to go like it had wings If he held Queens, someone had Kings And each night he would contribute all his coins. He said I'm going to play em tight tonight No bobtail flush is gonna make me bite When I get's in, my hands going to be a peach. So he played em tight, but lost his pile And Bill got peevish after a while So he rose, got up, and made this speech. He said - Now you all see this brand new razor I've had it sharpened just today And I'm comin- in with my own rules That you must follow as you play. Now keep them boney hands on the table when you deal'em please And don't be slipp'en any aces down there in between your knees. And don't make any of them funny signs like your trying to tip off your hand Just talk in American, boy American - so's I can understand. And don't be dealing off the bottom, cause Oh! that's rough Just take Five, Five - then stop, that's enough. Now when you bet, put up them chips, cause I don't like it when you shy. If you get busted - go get some, cause I won't be here by & by. Pass them cards for me to shuffle every time before you deal Then if anything wrong, I must see. Cause you ain't going to play this game according to Mr. Hoyle, You're going to play this here game according to me.