Put your heavy metal to the test Might be half a love song in it all for you Timing wise it's probably for the best Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit And smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes Gradually it's coming into view It's like your little directorial debut As fine a time as any to deduce The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew Wardrobe's lint rolling your velveteen suit And smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes And if we guess who I'm pretending to be Do we win a prize? Having attempted twice, both incorrectly Do we get a third try? The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch And there's not one goddam thing that you can do about it Mr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips Asking after all the wives and the kids It's at the heart of what The Business is