You say "either" and I say "either" You say "neither" I say "neither" "Either" "either", "neither" "neither" Let's call the whole thing off You say "potato" I say "patattah" You say "tomato" I say "tomatah" Let's call the whole thing off Oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part and Oh, if we ever part That would break my heart I say "ursta" you say "oyster" I'm not gonna stop eatin' urstas Just cause you say oysters, Let's call the whole thing off I say "pajamas" you say "pajamas" Sugar, what's the problem? For we know we need each other so We'd better call the calling off off Oh let's call it off, oh let's call it off Oh let's call it off, baby let's call it off Sugar why don't we call it off, I'm talking baby why call it off Let's call the whole thing off