A Nice Place To Visit...

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I take a look around think of places I have been there really aren't too many I would like to see again I've been to 30 8 of 50 states most of them I'd shut down 3 or 4 of them are great back on the east coast dc's a little shit hole you'll freeze to death in JERSEY but florida's the best I think I would rather have prostate cancer than visit oklahoma it's those Sooner's I detest when I see the coast I'm at home at last take the Lincoln Monument and cram it up your ass Jesus-MotherFucking-Christ, a giant ball of yarn! don't forget to see that thing when you're on your way to Yuma KOA is A-OK but they ain't got no Shoney's I love turquoise and shells of abalone testicular tumors sound so much nicer than seeing Dollywood in the hills of tennessee sentence me to life in a tijuana prison I don't really care feed Dorito's to the bears fireworks here and there California is for me m-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-(FART!)-i! zillions of mosquitos are gnawing on my thigh I really love antiquing I bought some decoy ducks in some states your sister is the only one you fuck the nascar whores of north carolina with ovarian cysts the size of missouri do yourself and stay in California bye...bye...bye....goodbye!