It started when he left her for me I can't believe I was that naive He did it before and he'll do it again He's a serial dater and a shitty friend So he'll promise you the world And say that you're the only girl Who's ever made him feel this way I hate to spoil all the fun But he says that to everyone I think it's all to over-compensate He might be slightly gay But, baby, that's okay (Ha, anyways) If you like never going out And only staying in in bed If you like being loved for clout And just some mediocre head He likes to lie and play confused You're not amused, you're being used I'm just here to state the facts But you'll love him if you're into that Don't get me wrong, we had our fun There was even a time when I thought he was the one But if we're being honest, he's incapable Of being anything other than available So he'll promise you the world And say that you're the only girl That he's been calling on his lonely nights I hate to spoil your romance But he Voldemort a chance He would give your mom a glance Because he's got a kink for fucking everything, literally If you like never going out And only staying in in bed If you like being loved for clout And just some mediocre head He likes to lie and play confused You're not amused, you're being used I'm just here to state the facts But you'll love him if you're into that (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) You'll love him if you're into that (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) Into that, if you're into that You'll love him, you'll love him For a month or two, he's all yours Then he'll go and get bored Say he's talking to the Lord, clearly For a week, you'll act like nothing's changed And then you'll hear a newer name Love to him is just a game If you like never going out And only staying in in bed If you like being loved for clout And just some mediocre head He likes to lie and play confused You're not amused, you're being used I'm just here to state the facts But you'll love him if you're into that
