It's really no use your crying those crocodile tears Don't make lying a game that you can win You're bound to lose again When I first found out that you'd cheated I felt like finding out And messing up the one who was to blame But he was just a name I saw the red light in your window Read your alias on the door You've been a really bad girl babe the way that you've been putting it about You've been a really naughty little girl but I can't bring myself to put you out I've seen the teeth marks and the capital gains Who gives a damn here's my share, take my heart and keep the change I've seen the bracelet and the diary of names Who gives a damn here's my share, take my heart and keep the Change if you can do without the things I can't get you Mink coats, diamond rings and cash for you to burn The kind of stuff you earn Fact is woman I'm in love with you A paradox, I'm hooked on a hooker but I'm quite prepared to pay As long as you will stay Saw the red light in your window Read your alias on the door