Spoken: Now people that was "Think of the Days That are Gone Maggie" now I'm going to give you the old man's drunk again You no doubt have heard the song that I'm a going to sing Wheel the barrow, get him well, and yes, he's drunk again But we've given him up for gone, but he's lying in the lane While most everybody knows, the old man's drunk again Oh, he broke another's nose, attacked brother Ned Threw up in the street, and tumbled into bed But we've given him up for gone, but he's lying in the lane While most everybody knows, the old man's drunk again Oh he swallowed down a stove, and kindled up a row He drinks up the furniture and swallered down a cow But we've given him up for gone, but he's lying in the lane While most everybody knows, the old man's drunk again Oh he went to the stillhouse, he did not mean to stay Been drunk so many times before, he could not get away So, they put him on his horse, and they started it down the lane While most everybody knows, the old man's drunk again