California sober on the highway 1 Over on the shoulder, thought I saw some fun Lookin' for a ride Trouble in some daisies, holdin' out her thumb Stole some sucker's money, now she's on the run And she wanna get high She said, "I'll take you on a little trip C'mon, give these lips a try" She drank up all my whiskey, blew down all my smoke I became the punchline of some cosmic joke Damn bottle was dry Kinda wanted to cry She whispered "Pull it over," I said, "You're the boss" In a southern drawl said "Here's where I get off" I've enjoyed our time She said, "Baby, give me one more kiss Before I kiss your ass goodbye" Needed me some diesel just to get back home Tried to pay the man and found my money gone Had to bum a ride So if you see them daisie's walkin' 'round Son, you best just pass 'em by And if you see a wallet on the ground Bet yo' ass, that shit is mine