Woke up, I was on top of the world There was a beautiful girl in the bed beside me Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear, She said,"Listen up, dear, there's a change inside me." Can't say how frightened I am, how unenlightened I am As I run for cover Can't say how happy I am to be wrong.. She's on time, She's on time She's on time, She's on time She's on time Halleluyah! She's on time! It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love We move in a mysterious way, Cause when some holiday, I'd say we work harder Not happy with a hug and a kiss, Although most stop at this, we go much, much farther We can't stop fooling around, on the bed, on the ground, on the bathroom counter. We can't stop when all our systems are go. She's on time, She's on time She's on time, She's on time She's on time Halleluyah! She's on time! It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love She's on time, She's on time She's on time, She's on time She's on time Halleluyah! She's on time! It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love Between you and me, how happy we'll be Repeating this cycle permanently But where will we be when baby makes three? I know that in a couple of years I might lay down my fears and get psyched about it Give in without an ounce of regret trying not to forget what I liked about it One day I might look like a fool with a yard and a pool and a station wagon Till then I get down on my knees every day and pray She's on time She's on time She's on time She's on time She's on time Halleluyah! She's on time! It's the safest time of the month, they say, for love