They'll kiss you quick And squeeze you slowly Fall asleep Then get up and go Thanx very much I'll see you sometime Oh - you say Ah - the pleasure's all mine!! Fire, Earth, Air and Water We all line up Like cattle To the slaughter Give me love Give me affection Heterosexual, homosexual An endless selection Cats scream out In the middle of the night And you'll scream out As they scratch and they bite The night converges Into the day You get up And force the tears away He was your reason for living So you once said Now your reason for living Has left you feeling half dead Some recall lovers By visits to the clinic Those without time For deep thinkers or cynics Others want their lovers Locked in a jar While some perform best In the back of a car Roll up! Roll up! Who will be The next to promise Love to me?