Got up in the morning To find myself a future In the Sunday classfied But then I spilled my coffee And then the telephone was ringing Guess I got distracted But hey at least I tried And there's just oh so many hours in a day And oh so many little things get in the way Like who's on Oprah and Rosie I think my bed it too cozy Yeah that must be it The reason I can't motivate do-do-do-do-do-do Gotta get a life do-do-do-do-do-do Gotta get it soon 'cause rent is due And cardboard boxes ain't cool Get up Monday make an afternoon appointment Fix my hair as best I can And then I ride on over but By the time I get there "The job's been filled dear, But thanks again" And there's just oh so many reasons they can find You're always either under or over-qualified So who's on Oprah and Rosie I'll go back to be where it's cozy Yeah that's my plan Maybe next week try again do-do-do-do-do-do Gotta get a life do-do-do-do-do-do Gotta get it soon 'cause rent is due And cardboard boxes ain't cool Hours pass and the days go by And I still haven't done a thing And I'm not proud of my laziness But life can be discouraging do-do-do-do-do-do Gotta get a life do-do-do-do-do-do Gotta get it soon 'cause rent is due And cardboard boxes ain't cool