Sun comes into my room I jump out a bed Go straight to the kitchen put some coffee on and toast some bread Brand new morning, gotta get going, Turn on the shower make it in before the water's flowing Shave brush scrape flush rinse comb mints pluck Gel squirt smell shirt pants socks shoes clock's Tellin' me eight thirty-five, hey it's great to be alive Pour the coffee, drink the juice, inhale the toast and turn me loose On this great big world you just watch me go I am super man catch me if you can Mister great big world you have met your match I will call your bluff you will see how tough I am My footsteps on the sidewalk make a rhythm like a train As I'm getting near the bus stop it pulls up to let the people in I take a breath, my footsteps slow I stop and smile wave good-bye, smack the side, watch it go Cross the street to the deli, six-pack and a dozen jelly Donuts and a lotto ticket say a prayer and let them pick it Pay the tab, grab the bag, step out side take a drag Marlboro hard pack everybody step back It's a great big word and it's mine all mine I will get things done I will make it shine It's a great big world you have met your match Watch the way I thrive as I kick it into overdrive Then I remember today's episode of Jerry Springer It's gonna be a doozie it's a floozy with a quadriplegic daughter Who's a swinger So I better not linger I run back home and I put the groceries on the table Turn on the tube, thousand channels of pirate cable Strip down to my underwear, scratch myself, crack a beer Sit back, have a laugh at all the stupid white trash On the Jerry Springer show, dozen donuts in a row Take my laptop to the john, boot up sign on Check my email, spank my monkey Check my email, spank my monkey Smoke a doobie, smoke another Spank my monkey, call my mother 'cause it's a great big world and I'm proud of me For being just what I wanna be, wanna be It's a great big world and it's mine all mine And I'll be this way 'til the end of time, end of time Great Big World