Darlin' I've been standin' here just watchin' you all night And I think I've even caught you watchin' me a couple times If I don't ask, I'll never know This may sound dumb but here we go Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither I'm glad that we agree Believe me, that's a big relief Well, this place is awful crowded and this music is so loud Would you like to go and grab a bite to eat? Me neither It's nice to finally meet a girl who doesn't move too fast I was only checkin', that's the reason that I asked Relationships need time to grow You and I should take this slow Darlin' tell me, would you like to dance? Me neither I was just bein' polite Thank goodness, my feet are much too tired I'm sure you're tired too I can see an empty booth Would you like to maybe sit and talk awhile? Me neither We'd never get along I'm thinkin' there's no chemistry at all This has been a waste of time And I'm runnin' out of lines Don't you think it's time for me to end this song? Me neither