Typed by: OHHLA Webmaster DJ Flash [Reverand Tom - Kool Keith] Yeah, you know you go to a club And you see some corny guy standin there with a clipboard You know you in a fake area, a phony area A real fake plastic place Where people are lookin for different people They lookin for stars, they tryin to be a star They didn't make it yet in Hollywood They tryin to get they life together They goin through a lot of strange things [Verse One: Reverand Tom - Kool Keith] In the sauna, with girls from Nevada Al Bury-U he's wearin Don Dada You wear the product - girls frontin don't bother Cause kids giggle, your head's shaped like a pickle Designer glasses, your belly pierced with flat asses Video freak, givin it all to the masses Lookin around dumb We all in here, you the wrong doer, the party screwer Celebrity searcher, you go 'head and sip on Kahlua Autograph signer, fake ID youse a MINOR In a fake eclectic club with a guy with a clipboard Hold yours Yo, them big shades look ugly on you, I see the flaws Think you know how to dance, women with Kangols Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday All y'all up in here Friday with the same pants You're wearin Boutiques Look at ya, I see you here every week [Chorus: repeat 3X] Y'all wearin the same pants, doin the same dance [Verse Two: possibly M-Balmer but sounds like Princess Superstar] Mmmmm, I know I'm gon' catch me some brothers up in here tonight I just left the new Millenium on Crenshaw Yeah you know the two time Hoodie Award winner Taurus she will make you unbelievable Her business cards is platinum I'm waitin to go see Miss Hoe Kim She say you need nail file, you need pedicure, special price for you [Verse Three: Thee Undatakerz] Now why you tryin to act like a dime piece when you know you a 2 Baby I'd rather see you lookin up girl from under my shoe Like a babboon, funny lookin, did you escape from the zoo I see you in the front of the club wearin your fake gator suit Chickenhead, actin silly, saditty attitude too I can't believe you still think you pretty, resemble Abu [Verse Four: Thee Undatakerz] I don't care if Robert Horry bite yo' skirt and yo' suit You can't get a Happy Meal from me with yo' breath smellin like poo I repute your ugly face, erase your memory from mine Fake designer clothes, fake nails and your fake eyes Cause girl you so FAKE! You a Hollywood plastic girl Girl you so FAKE! You a Hollywood plastic girl [repeat 3X] Youse a phony, stop lookin at me Stop lookin at me, your fake hair and nails