(Operator? Get me the President of the world! ...This is an emergency!) Do your neighbor a favor, collect their morning paper And clip out all the sad bits, no one wants to read that Let them take their kids to school and the zoo in peace When you're standing near Tokyo Police Club When you're standing next to me Tokyo Police Club When you take the tunnel Arresting you for being in love Caught the fever that's spreading Do you have a warm bed we could stay the night in It's all sick boys in this house, no one wants to feed us Dumb kid, you should have hid, you'd stand a better chance there When you're standing near Tokyo Police Club When you're standing next to me Tokyo Police Club Lost in the Pacific Arresting you for being in love