Spoken: Oh listen to that now Heh-heh-heh! Oh, look out! Yeah She came in through the bathroom window (ahh-ooooh) Protected by a silver spoon (ahh-ah-ah-ooooh) But now she sucks her thumb and wonders (ahh-ah-ah-ooooh) By the banks of her own lagoon (ooooh-ooh) Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sundays on the phone to Monday Tuesdays on the phone to me She said she'd always been a dancer She worked at fifteen clubs a day And though she thought I knew the answer Well, I knew, but I could not say And so I quit the Police Department (ahh-ooooh) And got myself a steady job (ahh-ah-ah-ooooh) And though she tried her best to help me (ahh-ah-ah-ooooh) She could steal, but she could not rob (ooooh-ooh) Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sundays on the phone to Monday Tuesdays on the phone to me Oh, yeah