Saw my shrink today He said girl I can't help you I've been seeing you so long But nothing has changed You tried Adderall and alcohol Sadly the fact remains You're terminally normal I'm sorry to say So I shaved my head I changed my name I gave my pills away 'Cause if I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else If I can't be some one else I might as well be myself Hangin' with the hipsters Is a lot of hard work How many selfies can you take Before you look like a jerk I took an Uber to a juice bar To hear a new indie band play They got 99 million followers In only one day Well I snapped that pic I made the slip I got into a stranger's car Well the heels don't fit I finally quit And headed back to my favorite bar 'Cause, if I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else Oh if I can't be someone else I might as well be myself, myself Don't you want to be your own girl Don't you want to be your own girl Don't you want to be your own girl If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else I might as well be myself