You say that one and one make two But how am I supposed to love you? When everything you say is untrue And the rumor sticks to me like glue There ain't no doubt about it The numbers don't add up The numbers don't add up The numbers don't add up It's horseshit Now you tried to make a fool of me You know you're barking up the wrong tree 'Cause one day soon I'm gonna be At your door saying 'Open Sesame' Won't have to shout it The numbers don't add up The numbers don't add up The numbers don't add up It's horseshit Lemme reach into those fun bags I'll take you from riches to rags Lemme reach into your fun bags tonight I'll take you from riches to rags Now tell the truth You my lady I know you like it I got to, I got to It's horseshit Horseshit Horseshit Horseshit