Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people! He knows the low-down (now it can be told). I'll tell you quite reliably off the record About some charming people I have known, For I meet politicians, and grafters by the score, Killers plain and fancy, it's really quite a bore. Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people! He wallows in corruption, crime, and gore. Ting-a-ling-a-ling, city desk; Hold the press, Hold the press; Extra! Extra! Read all about it! It's a mess, meets the test. Oh, newspapermen meet such interesting people! It's wonderful to represent the press.
