Baby pass the aspirin something's gotta work I know I did it to myself but man oh man it hurts That second last Martini the one that went down real smooth Set me on the bender with nothing left to lose I just can't apologize For what I did to myself My bed's an ocean liner And I can't call for help Yea baby it hurts a bunch The girls got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch Yea baby it hurts a bunch The girls got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch I think I've got the symptoms and none of them will leave They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief It must've been a doozy I had two hundred dreams At least I found my pillow 'cause I can't find my keys It's hard to remember All of the events But I must've paid the tab 'Cause all that's left is fifty cents Yea baby it hurts a bunch The girls got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch Yea baby it hurts a bunch The girls got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch <♪> Baby I can call the pharmacy They'll bring something up something up 'toute suite' Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill With some kind of magic pill I just can't apologize For what I did to myself My bed's an ocean liner And I can't call for help <♪> Yea baby it hurts a bunch The girls got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch Yea baby it hurts a bunch The girls got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch Yea baby it hurts a bunch The girls got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch Yea baby it hurts a bunch The girls got going and we had a munch I promise on a dime it's the last time I'll ever have a liquid lunch