Stop have a beer it's on me Anyone ever told you that you Look like a Hollywood star Oh you've heard it said many times Before right here at this bar I'm lame So I drink cause it makes me Happier than being alone my good friend Mr. Johnie Walker Red Keeps my insides warm like a cunt Seems like everybody's got Something I have not, a reason Not to die so I say death to Mr right cause that will never Be me yeah yeah yeah yeah