Hey there pretty lady, come on over, let’s sit down I wanna talk to someone, baby I’ve been waiting a long time, yeah (You know) once upon a time there was a loser Pickin’ fights wherever he went (he was really off his head) One day he found a girl with a body made in Heaven And then she dragged him way down to Hell Such a pretty lady, had a string of men that she could bed Just to be beside her was enough for him, it was ecstasy He’d do anything to protect her Punish any man who beat her up (some guys will do you wrong) Then I pulled a gun, put a hole right in his head And now I’m proudly behind bars Where’s that pretty lady, she’s been preying on my mind I don’t have no money, would you like to make a bet with me? Did you know bad girls live much longer? Maybe I still stand a chance (And you will live long too) Win or lose I’ll try, let me have my slice of Heaven Come on, I’ll buy you a drink, let’s hang out
