[chorus] I'm not your favorite show anymore It seems my ratings have dropped Faster than shows with singing cops Way too many commercials Well, I put you to sleep Way too many commercials She said she's acting and she wants to direct some side shows She said she's acting but she wants to direct She said she's acting and she wants to direct some side shows But I think I know the truth She'd rather go solo than be acting with me Whoa-whoa-ho [chorus] I just got a letter from the local network big shot Just got a letter from the local big shot I just got a letter from the local network big shot And I think I know the truth I'm too big for TV, here comes the big screen Whoa-whoa-ho [chorus x2]