Well, it happened years ago When you lived on Stanhope Road We listened to your sister When she came home from school 'Cause she was two years older And she had boys in her room We listened outside and heard her Alright Well, that was alright for a while But soon, I wanted more I want to see as well as hear And so I hid inside her wardrobe And she came home 'round four And she was with some kid called David From the garage up the road I listened outside, I heard her Alright Oh, I want to take you home I want to give you children And you might be my girlfriend, yeah When I saw you next day I really couldn't tell you 'Cause you might go and tell your mother And so you went with Neve And Neve was coming on And I thought I heard you laughing When his mum and dad were gone I listened outside, I heard you Alright Oh, I want to take you home I want to give you children You might be my girlfriend, yeah Well, I guess it couldn't last too long I came home one day And all her things were gone I fell asleep inside I never heard her come And then she opened up her wardrobe And I had to get it on Oh, listen we were on the bed When you came home I heard you stop Outside the door I know you won't Believe it's true I only went with her 'Cause she looks like you Alright Oh, I want to take you home I want to give you children You might be my girlfriend, yeah