There's a million ways that I could start this song But I'm so sick of them all And I know what you are going to say "This is unoriginal" And I don't care if you like me or my stupid ass songs I just sings so I won't kill you all And I'm not sorry that's unoriginal There's a million ways to do the second verse But I'm lazy so I'll keep it just like the first And it looks like it's gonna be a little worse I guess that's unoriginal But I don't write songs for cunts I don't even know I just sings so I don't explode And I'm sorry if that's unoriginal There's a million ways that I could break this down But none of them seem to matter now Choose the one I hope will bomb you out Cause it's unoriginal There's a million assholes just like you Criticizing everything I do What the fuck!? Now criticizing you We're all so unoriginal Unoriginal, un-unoriginal Unoriginal, un-unoriginal Unoriginal, un-unoriginal We're so unoriginal Unoriginal, un-unoriginal Unoriginal, un-unoriginal Unoriginal, un-unoriginal I'm so unoriginal There's a million ways that I could end this song But I can't think of a single one So I will bone it in just begun Cause I'm unoriginal