I wish I was your dog ‘cause you treat him better You'd be proud to share me with Your mother, brother or your sister Give you hugs when you were sad Clean up my shit when I was bad I wish I was your dog ‘cause you treat him better If you were me and I was you We would still have opposing views You would still lie and I would still cry If you were me and I was you La da de da, la da de da, la da de da, la da de da If we'd never met I'm willing to bet We'd both be better off being separate Not knowing my name, not placing the blame If we never met, I'm willing to bet La da de da, la da de da, la da de da, la da de da