I am the host of a late night show I like to keep the volume down low People come and they sit on my sofa And then they go I never ask them what went wrong The conversation never runs long And it seems that we all get along And I know It isn't a good time But when the light shines I'm having the time of my life And so You don't know my name now Funny about fame How it comes How it goes Now the show goes on The Show Goes On I am the host of a late night show Where the former celebrities go That would have been on a network program Long ago But we get a guest every now and then At the beginning instead of the end And we both know We'll never meet again And I know It isn't a grand time But when the light shines I'm having the time of my life And so You don't know my name now Funny about fame How it comes How it goes Now the show goes on The show goes on The show goes on And on and on and on and on and on I think about all the folks at home Sitting there in the cold, blue glow I bet they're in love When I leave the studio They send a driver to take me home Out of the ozone And I make a drink And I tell the bachelor's face above the sink I am the host of a late night show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of this show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of a late night show I am the host of this show I am the host of this show I am the host of this show I am the host of this show I am the host I am the host I am the host I am the show