Pretty boys - on my TV screen Teeth so white and hair so clean Pretty boys - sing and play guitars Pretty boys get to be big stars How do you rate my sex appeal from one to ten Is my image just a bit confusing Maybe I should get a facelift, start again Maybe I should trade my pointed shoes in 'Cause talent don't count For Pretty Boys Those promo people got a lot to answer for You can take your face and see just where it fits Be a pretty pawn in someone else's war Your baby blue eyes - somebody else's wits Equals success For Pretty Boys I wanna see a human being on my TV set Want some action for the fat and thin man They're getting closer but they ain't got robots yet Just a hero with a smile like a tin man No brains and no heart Just Pretty Boys