I saw a spider I didn't scream Cause I can belch the alpahbet just double dog dare me And I chose guitar over ballet and I'd take these suckers down cause they just get in my way The way you look at me is kind of like a little sister Not like a good vice and it leaves me nothing but blisters so I don't wanna be one of the boy-y-y-oys one of your guys just give me a chance to prove to you tonight that I just want to be one of the girls pretty in pearls not one of the boys so over the summer something changed I started reading seventeen and shaving my legs and I studied aveda religiously and I walked right into school and caught you staring at me Cause I don't want you no but now you're going to have to take a number It's okay, maybe one day but not until you give me my diamond ring Cause I don't want to be one of the boy-oy-oy-oys one of your guys just give me a chance to prove to you tonight that I just want to be your homecoming queen their poster dream not one of the boys I wanna be a flower not a dirty ring I wanna smell like roses not a baseball team And I swear maybe one day you're gunna wanna make out make out make out with me don't wanna be don't wanna be don't wanna be cause I don't wanna be one of the boy-y-y-oys one of your guys just give me a chance to prove to you tonight that I just want to be one of the girls pretty in pearls not one of the boys