Fat Father (Skit)

歌詞

(Beeping noise...) (Cough!) (Bizarre:)'Ey yo! This Bizarre, and ya'll listenin' to the Handi-cap Circus, I'm 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit(?), That's my joke partner, Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up! Let's call him up, see what the fuck he got to say! (Beeping as numbers on phone being pushed...) (Dial Tone...) (Fat Father:) Yep! (Bizarre:) What up man! (Fat Father:) What up! (Bizarre:) What's crackin'? (Fat Father:) Man slow-motion man, but I...I caught up with it. (Bizarre:) Are..are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'? (Fat Father:) Hell no.....having a meeting man! (Bizarre:) Ok, you tryna get on the police-force? (Fat Father:) (laughs) Nooo, nigga...hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon naked so the grease will pop you! (Bizarre:) (Laughs) (Fat Father:) (Laughs) (Bizarre:) Where'd you get that one from? (Bizarre and Fat Father:) (Laughs) (Bizarre:) Oh, nah! You got this one call from (???) (Bizarre and Fat Father:) (Laughs) (Fat Father:) Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream (??) (Bizarre:) (Laughs) (Fat Father:) (Laughs) (Bizarre:) Where the fuck you get that one from? (Fat Father:) (Laughs) That's new shit dog! Freshly published! (Bizarre:) And, and hows you (?) (Fat Father:) (Laughs) Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs! (Bizarre:) (Laughs) (Fat Father:) (Laughs)