The night porter - He ain't got no heart No joking when you're out after dark Rude thoughts inside his little head Bet he'd like to tuck you up in bed Oh baby let me turn on your light Cos I'm a big boy and I can stay up all night And after all, you've come a long way too So sweet and tender it'll be with you And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe Just say the word and there'll be no panic If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence And I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh! Oh baby do you know how I feel? Won't you let me take you out for a meal And when it's over we can jump on a bus Take me home and I won't make a fuss And I'll be there in the Art School Annexe Just say the word and there'll be no panic If you'll just let me in to your hall of residence And I'll prove my innocence Oh Yeh!