Why you gotta show your ass like that? Wake up smelling like you smoked three packs Your teeth are all fuzzy and your mouth taste bad What time did you throw up? Lost your keys and you lost your phone Last night's make-up, still half on And you don't even know how you got home It's time for you to grow up Blackout Betty Blackout Betty I'm starting to notice those smokers' lines Your hands start shaking 'bout a quarter past 5 Why can't I have just one glass of wine? Yeah, I'm a real piece of shit sometimes Blackout Betty If I had a dollar every time you said we Never doing that, never doing that Never doing that again Circles on your eyes Bruises on your thighs You're taking your regret and pouring it on ice Blackout Betty If I had a dime for every time you said we Never doing that, never doing that Never doing that Here we go again Blackout Betty Blackout Betty Blackout Betty