I betcha Billy got there a little early Cuz you can't pour 'crete when it's rainy I clocked out at 4:30 I'd be lying if I said I wasn't thirsty Betcha they're sitting on ice Waitin' on some blue collar guys Who don't know nothing but work Been sweatin' straight through their Carhartt shirt Give me a barstool, boys And a bottle of something If I'm gonna get drunk tonight It oughta be a bar I get drunk in With a neon on the wall And a pretty flexible last call Some honky tonk jukebox noise For me and my barstool, barstool boys Bet they got a good game on the TV Got country spinnin' on CD's When I get a lot less sober Bet your ass I'm gonna bet the over, and over Give me a barstool, boys And a bottle of something If I'm gonna get drunk tonight It oughta be a bar I get drunk in With a neon on the wall And a pretty flexible last call Some honky tonk jukebox noise For me and my barstool, barstool boys Oh, barstool boys Give me a barstool, boys And a bottle of something If I'm gonna get drunk tonight It oughta be a bar I get drunk in With a neon on the wall And a pretty flexible last call Some honky tonk jukebox noise For me and my barstool, barstool boys, barstool boys Yeah, barstool boys