Hey, hey, people, have you ever seen my little Augie? Hey, hey, people, have you ever seen my little Augie? She keeps me broken-hearted, my heart filled with misery If you ever see my little Augie, people, this is the way she'll be If you ever see my little Augie, people, this is the way she'll be Broad hips and big bow legs, hair like a mermaid on the sea She's the only woman I ever loved, I been lovin' her for a great long time She's the only woman I ever loved, I been lovin' her for a great long time I've had other women nice to me, she's the only woman that ever worried my mind Now you can come kiss me, Augie dear, baby, listen to what I've got to say You can come kiss me, Augie dear, baby, listen to what I've got to say You mistreat me 'cause you don't love me, now poor Ace have got to go away