Hello world remember me? I'm the sad little fuck that you failed to see Who you should have recognized when you had the chance Hello motherfuckers now it's time to dance Hello mom and dad is this a bad time? If it is too bad See the reason that I'm disturbing you both I'm settling scores You fucked me up bad This dance is yours I love to make 'em dance (dance, dance, dance) Everybody dance now Hello student body, hello faculty Show of hands how many of you here have met me? Not too many - who am I? I'll try not to keep you guessin' I'm your fucked up dance instructor And you're here for your lesson so dance (dance, dance, dance) I love to watch 'em dance now (dance, dance, dance) Hello world, take a look at me Well, you didn't when you should have so I'm sure you agree Not paying attention has cost you greatly Some other little fucks have been dancing lately I love to make 'em dance (dance, dance, dance) Everybody dance now Good-bye student body, so long faculty Show of hands how many of you here have met me? Not too many - who am I? I'll try not to keep you guessin' I'm your fucked up dance instructor Hope you've learned your lesson so dance (dance, dance, dance) I love making them dance now (dance, dance, dance)