Waitress

歌詞

As I drove out toward Dublin On a warm September day I stopped for a cold beer At a smokey pub in Bray I spied a pretty waitress, standing with a tray She could not believe her ears, when she heard me say Waitress, oh waitress, come sit on my face Eating ain't cheating, it's no disgrace Bring me a cold beer, make it a case Waitress, oh waitress, sit on my face Walked over to the jukebox, I was feeling kind of mean The waittress said "hey stupid, that's a cigarette machine" I turned to the waitress, who was standing by the bar, "If that ain't a jukebox honey you can smoke my cigar." Waitress, oh waitress, come sit on my face Eating ain't cheating, it's no disgrace Bring me a cold beer, make it a case Waitress, oh waitress, sit on my face Yes I come from Wicklow, Wicklow is my home And I'm on my way to Dublin and I'm feeling so alone I got me a job playing guitar, I play a bit on TV Put down your tray, get your pay, come sing along with me All aboard, this face leaves in 5 minutes