Why? don't vegans have cows for pets? Why? don't they keep them in their apartments? Rights take a chimp to vote in '96 My god cows are smart as a stick If you really want to make a difference Buy a herd and then go set them free Instead you just eat carrots and do absolutely nothing If cock roaches roam the halls At night they fester on your balls A feeding frenzy on your dinner plate Don't grab the raid or a shoe Remember they've got rights to Resist the urge to go and fumigate Cows with a I.Q. of .08 Rats ready to spread the plague Rabbits pour shampoo in their eyes Blind better theirs instead of mine Lunch a carrot sandwich sure sounds great Live my life around the veggie plate Protest write lame songs and complain March with little signs of porky pig