Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Oh the day they met. Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila No one will forget. Harvey's a CPA He works for IBM He went to MIT And got his PHD. Sheila's a girl I know At BBDNO She works the PBX And makes out the checks. Then, came, one great day when, Harvey took the elevator, Sheila got in two floors later, Soon they both felt they were falling, Everyone heard Sheila calling, "RING THE BELL" But they fell, Harv and Sheila fell in love. Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Chose a wedding ring. Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Married in the spring. She shopped at A&P He bought a used MG They sat and watched TV On their RCA. Borrowed from HFC Bought some AT&T And on election day Worked for JFK. Then they went and got a Charge-a-plate from R.H. Macy's Bought a layette Pink and lacey Then they had twin baby girls Both with dimples Both with curls One named Bea One named Kay Soon they joined the PTA. Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Moved to west LA Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Flew TWA They bought a house one day Financed by HFA It had a swimming pool Full of H2O Traded their used MG For a new XKE Switched to the GOP That's they way thing go. Oh that Harvey he was really smart He used his noodle Sheila got a white French Poodle Went to Europe with a VISA Harvey's rich they say that he's a VIP This could be Only in the USA.