Redneck 12 Days of Christmas

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somebody dun gon to the Walmart man this the stuff i got for christmas well you cleand up what ya get 5 flanle sherts 4 big mut tires 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin dogs and some parts to a mustang gt thers twelve days of christmas i know that i got it covers look over there in the corner thats you stuff too! ya choris 12 packs of bud 11 reslen tickets 10 a copinhagin 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of red men 6 packs of spam 5 flanle sherts 4 big mut tires 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin dogs and some parts to a mustang gt man this ant normle christmas presnts no ther redneck gifts redneck gifts ya like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that duble as fishins luers of you can berp the intier cours to jingle bells or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did of the hi dive or if youve ever mist spelled any thing in christmas lights or if you leave cold bear and pickeld eggs for santa claus whats rong with that i never sead there was something rong with it its just hard to beat Choris well you know you cant really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentery and visit your mamma your not lisenin to me get the care key out of your ear now im gunna do it for you again now listan Choris