Here is one doggone reason, my woman and I don't agree Here is one doggone reason, my woman and I don't agree Somebody always tellin' my woman lots of bad lies on me She can meet anyone that'd known me, they tell "I just seen po' Jim" She can meet anyone that'd known me, they tell "I just seen po' Jim" And if I done committed a murder, what good would it mean to them My woman is a weak minded woman, she believes in any fairy-tale My woman is a weak minded woman, she believes in any fairy-tale Between my friends and her weak mind, I'm goin' to land in jail